Monday, November 22, 2010

Overheard in a coffee-shop

"So, can I give you a check?"


"I'm placing an order today."

"How much you gonna get?"

"Probably an entire case."

"Split it with me?"


"Kind of worried about the Feds turning up at my door."


"All those Republicans..."

"Oh man, you're just paranoid."

"No, man. They've got serial numbers on all bullets now."

"Oh fuck you, they do not."

"They could."

'Man, you worry too much. Nothing we're doing is illegal.

"Yeah, but those republicans are weird."

Well, sure, but shit man. No worries."

"How many rounds do I get if we split a case?"

"I don't know...500, a thousand."

"Cool. Wish I had someone to go shootin' with."

"Take your girlfriend."

"She's against guns."

"Take her anyway. She'll see shootin' is fun."

"That's what I tell her."

"I take mine shootin' all the time. She loves it."

"Wow. Maybe I could go with you guys...."

"Well, it's kind of a private thing..You know, just me and my girl."

"Oh, yeah man. I get it."

1 comment:

anno said...

This must be true... couldn't get away with stuff like this in fiction. Amazing.