Dead Dogs in Miami

"I can't take it anymore," is the refrain heard from the natives of Miami who are coping, or not coping, with cooler temperatures.

"So cold the fuckin' iguanas are dying; the manatees are struggling...

"Wait," I said, "The iguanas are dying?"

"You bet your ass. They're freezing and fallin' out of trees, frozen, four-legged popsicles." Fallin' out of trees and layin' dead in the streets. Dogs are eatin' 'em and dying. Fuckin' frozen iguanas are killing dogs! I can't take it anymore!"